!GB!

RAVENS

2012-01-15T13:05:00.001-05:00

Chris has the Flacco stache in full force. Ravens are going to the
fucking super bowl

Dylan

2011-12-31T17:15:00.001-05:00

Name the 5 greatest rappers of all time

Photo shoot

2011-12-31T15:30:00.001-05:00

Carlos turndown all day b

Take a hint?

2011-12-29T14:10:00.000-05:00

Someone at charm city doesn't like king city bike co. very much

Let's get drunk

2011-12-25T08:08:00.000-05:00

Merry Christmas :)

Seriously though

2011-12-24T12:04:00.001-05:00

24 going on 15

Don't do that

2011-12-24T12:03:00.001-05:00

Some dude

Only Shane

2011-12-24T12:02:00.001-05:00

What a hardass

Winter nights

2011-12-24T12:01:00.001-05:00

Insert cheesy "I love BMX" quote here

"for the blog"

2011-12-22T21:25:00.001-05:00

Shane fucking Powell

Ice

2011-12-19T15:27:00.000-05:00

Colby icing some wood

Beer

2011-12-19T15:26:00.000-05:00

YEAH BEER!

Check it off the list

2011-12-17T22:38:00.001-05:00

No photographers needed other than a few iPhones

Is this real?

2011-12-15T17:22:00.001-05:00

I hope this isn't a breach of contract on this young KCB team member's part.

On another note, Shane fucking Powell

Malone

2011-12-06T18:17:00.000-05:00

Van Homan is riding Matt's dick hard with these instagrams

Bros icing bros

2011-12-06T12:04:00.001-05:00

Iced at the bar by a steelers fan. Nothing worse than that

Going hard in jersey

2011-12-06T12:03:00.001-05:00

We don't ride

Fuck

2011-12-04T11:29:00.001-05:00

Just realized I've been posting a lot of BMX photos. I don't want
people to start thinking we actually ride so here's some beer

Zorch

2011-12-04T09:18:00.001-05:00

At the zorch party

Shredding hard

2011-12-04T09:17:00.001-05:00

In between getting drunk

Spinning

2011-12-04T09:04:00.001-05:00

A spinny trick

Old people

2011-12-04T09:03:00.001-05:00

Old people riding fixies

If you say so

2011-11-29T23:23:00.000-05:00

All you have to do is call yourself a pro and it makes it true, right?

Bread

2011-11-27T18:34:00.001-05:00

Brett Curtis isn't apart of !GB! anymore. He has decided to move on
with his career of Professional Bicycle Motocross and join King City
Bike Co. with his best friend Allan Semmont.

Don't forget to sign that "no shit talking" clause in the contract.
Hashtag laugh out loud.

Christmas

2011-11-26T17:44:00.001-05:00

63 degrees 30 days till Christmas? We'll take it

Ravens

2011-11-26T17:41:00.001-05:00

First place

Hanover BMX

2011-11-26T17:35:00.001-05:00

Going hard and talking shit all day

Sticker collage

2011-11-26T17:34:00.001-05:00

So hip

Beer

2011-11-26T17:33:00.003-05:00

Beer > bikes

Kesslers

2011-11-26T17:33:00.001-05:00

Popping off

old school !GB!

2011-11-16T13:27:00.001-05:00

I uploaded some old school photos to Flickr. They're all from 2005-2007 or so. Check them out here. Old school videos are next

so many old photos

2011-11-16T12:40:00.000-05:00

two broken teeth and a giant hole in my lip in New York

Plugged my old hard drive in and am currently looking at pure gold in the old school !GB! world. photos from '05-'07. I'm going to make a flickr or something and upload a bunch there. I'll post the link later

You do

2011-11-13T16:23:00.001-05:00

You look like beer

Getting it done

2011-11-13T16:19:00.000-05:00

Perfectly timed photo on my part

Graduation photos

2011-11-12T16:36:00.001-05:00

Mouses in session

Circa 2003

2011-11-09T18:37:00.000-05:00

Shredding hard with a crooked hat hahaha

Fuck.

2011-11-07T12:47:00.001-05:00

Most ridiculous thing I've ever witnessed. Thread the needle, rail
hop, suicide.. Whatever you wanna call it. It was fucking crazy.

Too lazy to photoshop this

2011-11-07T01:28:00.001-05:00

Just pretend like I photoshopped a big black dick in place of that
burrito. That thing could feed half of Africa

Harold

2011-11-07T01:27:00.001-05:00

Matthew Malone bunny hopping. I literally just farted

Hipster beer

2011-11-07T01:26:00.001-05:00

Best $9.99 I've ever spent. Beer specials

Wtf is this shit?

2011-11-07T01:25:00.001-05:00

If abortions were illegal I'd have to wear a condom. Fuck that

BMX

2011-11-02T21:37:00.000-04:00

This is what BMX is about. Fuck you and fuck your shit ass x-games attitude

Allan Semmont

2011-11-01T00:00:00.001-04:00

Too many sponsors to list. 65 new sponsors a day. Y'all just haters

Lol Allan Semmont

2011-10-31T23:59:00.001-04:00

Allan Semmont is a fucking pro BMX rider

Hard dicks for bones

2011-10-31T23:35:00.001-04:00

This is bones, he makes our bones hard, hard as shit, harder then
Brett is in jersey, he proposed to Gary and bryan in the same night,
almost tying the Allan Semmont record. This crazy zorch party will end
in a cumquat fart squat #fuckallanandhisrottenbabydinasourteeth

Colby's fines

2011-10-29T13:25:00.001-04:00

Thanks guys

Old skool

2011-10-28T11:33:00.003-04:00

This is Gary

2011-10-28T11:33:00.001-04:00

And his sexual man chocolate

Go blogger

2011-10-28T11:29:00.001-04:00

Technology

2011-10-27T11:29:00.001-04:00

In an attempt to stay on top of technological advances I added a Tweet
button below each post for easy tweeting. No one will use it, but at
least it looks legit

twitter

2011-10-26T15:12:00.000-04:00

Allan Semmont

2011-10-26T00:42:00.001-04:00

KCB Bike company minus the bike parts yo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04fL6NhGDuQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sour puss

2011-10-22T19:28:00.001-04:00

If anyone sees Zach Bell's bike let him know or steal it back

Friendly officers

2011-10-22T17:17:00.001-04:00

Never had this many run-ins with the cops in one day and all of them
be so friendly to me. I think you guys secretly love me

Badass photo

2011-10-17T22:41:00.001-04:00

Old school BMX rules. Ride your bike. Have fun doing it.

Court hearing

2011-10-14T10:08:00.000-04:00

At the court right now testifying in a terroristic threat trial. This
dude is fucked #hard

Bedroom floors

2011-10-14T10:07:00.001-04:00

They look like this

What?

2011-10-10T12:46:00.001-04:00

Brett came to Hanover? The world is ending

This

2011-10-10T12:45:00.001-04:00

Typical Friday night

2011-10-07T17:29:00.001-04:00

The slug

Went the whole way

2011-10-06T20:39:00.001-04:00

Went the whole way to Baltimore to shred our dicks off last week. Took
0 photos and shot 0 video clips. It was a fun day

Going hard

2011-10-06T20:38:00.001-04:00

Going hard at roburritos with my mouth

Fuck your blog

2011-10-06T20:37:00.001-04:00

Fucking ass

Eary Gaton

2011-09-17T12:46:00.002-04:00

Monster just called. Contract negotiations in the works

Bread Turtis

2011-09-17T12:45:00.001-04:00

Putting in work shredding hard

Fuck an edit

2011-09-17T12:39:00.002-04:00

Matthew Harold Malone

All day

2011-09-17T12:38:00.004-04:00

!GB! / Kesslers

Gary

2011-09-17T12:38:00.003-04:00

Not beef

Gary

2011-09-17T12:38:00.001-04:00

Beef

Boyle

2011-09-17T12:37:00.001-04:00

Footjam whip

Matt

2011-09-17T12:36:00.001-04:00

Table

Watch this video

2011-09-16T21:02:00.001-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srw8ZVS6ZO8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Beer

2011-09-12T17:48:00.001-04:00

!GB! Doing what we do best

Hehehehe

2011-09-09T22:22:00.000-04:00

Dude I love Allan

Beef

2011-09-09T17:53:00.001-04:00

This is !GB!

2011-09-03T14:53:00.001-04:00

BMX at it's finest

Iced

2011-09-03T14:52:00.001-04:00

You've been iced pussy

Lol weird people

2011-09-03T14:51:00.000-04:00

Don't threaten people with guns. Especially when it turns out to just
be an airsoft gun. Dude got arrested for terroristic threats. Me and
Gary straight chilling with a few Yuenglings and watching the show.

BMX and beer

2011-09-03T14:50:00.001-04:00

No open container law? See you in the square

Gangster Scooter

2011-08-30T17:50:00.001-04:00

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

Damn look at those muscles

2011-08-21T20:24:00.001-04:00

I can't help but touch myself when I look at mouse's muscles. I think
his are bigger than brett's

BMX PRO RIDER

2011-08-16T22:50:00.001-04:00

No jokes needed. #allansemmont @bulldogbikes

Text Allan: 4437890694

BFC

2011-08-09T18:26:00.003-04:00

think the Monster BFC stands for big fucking can? you're wrong. it stands for Brett Fucking Curtis. weight lifting extraordinaire. two time x-games gold medalist. he invented Duff beer and will fuck your girlfriend.

bmx will suck if mirra doesn't win

2011-08-05T10:45:00.000-04:00

Mirra better fucking win. Deagan is a fucking tool

Really?

2011-08-03T22:36:00.001-04:00

I can't even make this shit up. Allan, you're a nice fella, but no
wonder 90% of PA/MD dislikes you. You are ruining BMX

Shane Powell

2011-07-31T20:49:00.001-04:00

He's been out of jail for 4 hours and he already gets iced

Homoerotic

2011-07-29T10:50:00.001-04:00

I think mouse and brett are gay

Beer

2011-07-26T21:02:00.001-04:00

Who doesn't love it?

Beer

2011-07-24T17:08:00.001-04:00

What a fridge

Doug Dewease

2011-07-23T11:35:00.002-04:00

And his parents at the bar. #nice

Some dudes

2011-07-23T11:35:00.001-04:00

Some people are down in Ocean City for the dew tour. Name drop central

i found this

2011-07-15T13:26:00.000-04:00

i found this on my google account. i thought it should be reposted

cumming on pussy

2011-07-15T11:08:00.000-04:00

I think everyone who knows me knows how stoked I was when I saw this

I'm the fucking man

2011-07-15T00:04:00.000-04:00

Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Fuck you

Twitter

2011-07-15T00:01:00.001-04:00

Tweet my dick out baby

Oh lawd

2011-07-09T03:30:00.001-04:00

I need this tshirt. I'd pull in so much pussy

Golfing

2011-07-08T20:55:00.002-04:00

Forget golf. Where's the beer?

Cheap shits

2011-07-08T20:55:00.001-04:00

Free golf balls to shove up our asses

got us

2011-07-06T17:33:00.000-04:00

late to the party. rite aid hasn't been cool since royal farms went up

Allan Semmont

2011-07-05T18:07:00.004-04:00

This is why Allan Semmont fucking rules. Budweiser shorts and a
Budweiser in hand. I don't understand why everyone calls him a douche
bag? Seems pretty rad to me. #bulldogbikes

All this beer talk just sprouted a new idea. New drinking game: Every time Allan does a tailwhip you take a drink. Guaranteed to be drunk before the first web edit is over